School: An Cnocán Bán, Áth Treasa (roll number 12999)

Location:
Cummery Connell (South), Co. Cork
Teacher:
Eibhlín, Bean Uí Ríordáin
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    Q. How does a shoemaker make shoes without leather and everyone takes two pairs?
    A. A smith.
    Q. Betty outside the ditch, Betty inside the ditch, mind for fear she'll tear you.
    A. A nettle.
    Q. What two letters are the worst for your teeth?
    A. D. K. ( decay)
    Q. If Jack's father is Pat's brother. What is Jack to Pat's mother.
    A. Her grandson.
    Q. A lovely, lovely ornament , but when its bought its never lent, those who buy it cannot use it and those who its bought for cannot refuse it?
    A. A coffin.
    Q. What potato is in every page of your copybook?
    A. The date.
    Q. What is it the older it gets, the smaller it grows?
    A. A candle.
    Q. What is it one ought to keep after giving it to another?
    A. His word.
    Q. Spell enemy in three letters?
    A. Nme.
    Q.Why does a man sneeze three times ?
    A. Because he couldn't help it?
    Q. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
    A. The bridge of your nose.
    (continues on next page)
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
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