Raised his baritone voice in a terrible bray
I dropped in my carriage and fainted away
Whilst my bodyguard laughed at my ludicrous rig."
"I'll get Millar to sentence that ass" said the wig "and depend
It would make any dacint Wig's hair stand on end
To hear such a tale of oppression and greed
If I'd such a thing as a heart it would bleed,
To think of what anguish and pain may ensue
For the act of one man, Oh I grieve not for you.
But for people to whom you gave sorrow and woe
Whose hearts you have scattered whose roofs you've laid low.
And out on the country e'en beggars you sent
For refusing to pay an exorbitant rent.
Old man you're now laid on the head of your grave
And shortly above it the rank weeds must wave
But before you depart for that dimly known land
Where everyone goes to be saved or be damned
Repent for the evils you've done here below,
Bring gladness and joy where ere this you brought woe
Do this and in salt tears your grave they will dig and rest you in honour Good night" said the Wig.
The following verse should come in after "There