School: Druim Muc (roll number 12861)

Location:
Corderrybane, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
M. Ní Chuinneagáin
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  1. In the long winter nights the people sit around the fire telling all kinds of stories. Some tell ghost stories, some tell funny stories, and some tell of things that happened long ago. Like everything else some people are better at telling them than others.
    An Irish man was walking on the street in Glasgow when he noticed a stone breaker. He asked a scotch man what it was, and the scotch man said, "I dinna ken." The Irish man said, "It is the biggest dinner can ever I seen." On going further along the street he noticed a funeral coming, and inquiring again who was dead. The scotch man said, "The man in
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    Folktales index
    AT1696: “What Should I have Said (Done)?”
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Pól Ó Carrathar
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Corderryduff, Co. Monaghan
    Informant
    Mr B. Hanratty
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    50
    Address
    Clare Oghill, Co. Monaghan