School: Walshestown (roll number 3245)

Location:
Walshestown North, Co. Westmeath
Teacher:
Bean Uí Dhuibhir
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  1. (continued from previous page)
    When is a clock on the stair dangerous?
    Ans. When it runs down and strikes one.
    Three feet I have, but ne're attempt to go
    And many nails thereon, but not one toe?
    Ans. A yard measure.
    When is it good to lose your temper?
    Ans. When it is a bad one.
    How many insects does it take to make a landlord?
    Ans. "Ten'ants"
    Why do little birds in their nests agree?
    Ans. Because if they did not they would fall out.
    Pray tell me ladies, if you can
    Who is that highly favoured man
    Who, though he married many a wife
    May still live single all his life?
    Ans. A Clergyman.
    Why is a fender like Westminster Abbey?
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
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