School: Castleblayney (2) (roll number 10649)
- Location:
- Castleblayney, Co. Monaghan
- Teacher: William Boyd
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- Q. When were there only two vowels?
A. In the time of Noah (No A) which was before U and I were known.Q. Why is a waiter like a racehorse?
A. Because he runs for cups, plates and steaks (stakes).Q. Why doesn't it matter if a beggar wear a very short coat?
A. Because it will be long enough before he gets another.Q. Why is coal a tricky thing to buy?
A. Because when bought, it generally goes to the cellar.Q. What is most like a horse's shoe?
A. His other shoes.Q. Why are tall people more lazy than short ones?
A. Because they are always longer in bed.Q. Why is it absurd to ask a pretty little(continues on next page)- Collector
- George Ferguson
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Church Street, Co. Monaghan