School: Barkhall (roll number 8343)

Location:
Letterkenny, Co. Donegal
Teacher:
J. L. Browne
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  1. Riddles
    Why does a man look into his pipe?
    Because he cannot go in and look out.
    Why do people buy shoes?
    Because they cannot get them for nothing.
    Why is a bird on a wall like a penny?
    Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
    Why is the letter W like Thursday?
    Because it comes once in a week.
    Why is a room full of married people like an empty one?
    Because there is not a single person in it.
    Why is twice time 10 like twice 11?
    Because twice 10 is 20 and twice 11 is 22 ( twenty too.)
    Why is a fly taller than most men?
    Because it stands over six feet.
    When does a thin chap look fat?
    When he looks around.
    Chip Chip cherry all the men in Derry could not catch chip chip cherry?
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Sylvia Russell
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Letterkenny, Co. Donegal