School: Cros-Bhóthar (roll number 14688)

Location:
Pollacorragune, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Seán Ó Maoláin
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  1. 1) Why is the letter B lazy?
    Because it is always in Bed.
    2. Why is the letter T like an Island?
    Because they are both surrounded by water.
    3) Why is the river lazy? Because it is in bed night and day?
    4) When is a muddy road like a loaded rifle? When it is full of cart-ridges.
    5) What is put on a table but never eaten?
    A pack of cards.
    6) Why is a river like an elbow?
    Because it is always bending.
    7) Why is the apple on top of the tree always the best? Because it is a tip-top apple.
    8) Why is a good cake like a dirty carpet?
    Because it takes a lot of beating.
    9) What is the difference between a camera and a shoe. A shoe takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
    10) What coat can never be stitched?
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Úna Nic Ciaragáin
    Gender
    Female