School: Clochar na Toirbhirte, Mainistir Fhearmuighe (roll number 2258)

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Fermoy, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Na Mná Rialta
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    33. Q. What part of a cow goes over the ditch first?
    A. Her Breath.
    24. Q. Why does a Bishop wear purple
    braces?
    A. To keep up his pants.
    35. Q. Why does a hen pick a pot?
    A. Because she can't lick it.
    36. Q. Under water, over water, but never
    touches water?
    A. A woman with a pail of water on her
    head going over a bridge.
    37. Q Betty inside the ditch Betty outside the
    ditch and if you touch her she will bite
    you?
    A. A nettle.
    38. Q. Over the fire under the fire and yet
    never touches the fire?
    A. A cake in a bastable.
    39. Q. Cork and Kerry, Londonderry, spell me
    that without a K?
    A. That.
    40. Q. Constantinople is a very big word if you cannot spell it you are a very big
    dunce?
    A. It
    Page No. 55 is facing page 83 later on
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. objects
      1. man-made structures
        1. historical and commemorative structures (~6,794)
    Language
    English