School: Clochar na Toirbhirte, Mainistir Fhearmuighe (roll number 2258)
- Location:
- Fermoy, Co. Cork
- Teacher: Na Mná Rialta
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0378, Page 083
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Q What is the longest work in the Dictionary.?
A Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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Q What is the greatest waste of time?
A Telling a hair-raising story to a bald headed man.
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Q What goes up when the rain comes down?
A An umbrella
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Q What is the difference between a mouse and a pretty lady.
A. One harms the cheese and the other charms the he's.
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Q What part of a fish weights most
A The scales.
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Q Which is the left side of a round plum-pudding.
A The side that isn't eaten.
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Q Why is the crow the most patient bird of all.
A. Because it never complains without caws
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Q When is a door not a door.
A When it's a jar. (ajar)(continues on next page)
