School: Cill Chonaill (Cailíní)

Location:
Kilconnell, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Máire, Bean Uí Shéaghdha
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    Funny Stories
    A little boy went to school one day. The teacher asked him why he had not done his geography homework, and "He said my father was telling a neighbour that the world was changing rapidly so I though I'd better wait until it might settle down a bit"
    got from John Gibson
    Lavagh,
    Kilconnell.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    2. time
      1. historical periods by name (~25)
        1. penal times (~4,335)
    Language
    English
    Informant
    John Gibson
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Lavagh, Co. Galway
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    Mummy, "I have a stomach ache" said six year old Nellie " That is because your stomach is empty" said her mother. "Eat your dinner and you will feel better". That afternoon a gentleman called, and in the conversation complained of a severe head-ache "That is because your head is empty" said Nellie. You would feel much better if you had something in it" said Nellie.
    Got from Mrs Gibson
    River Bank
    Kilconnell
    Sheila O'Shea
    Kilconnell
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
  3. A woman was married seven years and at the end of the seven years she had seven sons. Her husband did not like them. So one night he took them away in a basket
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.