School: Glenmaquin (roll number 9748)

Location:
Glenmaquin, Co. Donegal
Teacher:
Eilís Bean Uí Leathain
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  1. One day a minister was in a school. He said to a boy "What age am I if a room is 20 feet by 40 feet. You are forty four years of age" replied the boy. "You are right" said the minister, how did you know?" "Well", said the boy "I have a brother at home who is half daft and he is 22 years of age. You are whole daft therefore you are twice as old as he".
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Carrie Moore
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Glenmaquin, Co. Donegal
  2. One time a doctor was getting too old and he had young doctor to assist him.
    One day the doctor had to go and see a patient and he took the young doctor with him.
    The old doctor said to the patient that
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