School: Doire Iubhair (roll number 7194)

Location:
Derryoober West, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Séan Mac Diarmuda
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  1. If I got
    If you got up on an ass where would you get down? On g a goose
    What has an eye and cant see? A potato
    Little laddie long snout. Every eye he goes out a little bit of his tail he is without?A person sewing with an needle and thread.
    What is the right end of a of of turf?
    What it is burned into ashes.
    Three white men dressed in white they all got the measles and died that night? Candles.
    What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? The blind man cant see to go and the sailor cant go to sea.
    When is a pony like a mouse?
    When he is in a trap!
    Why is a shoemaker's shop like Hell?
    Because both of them are full with bad souls!
    Why is Ireland like a bottle?
    Because there is a cork in the end of it.
    As round as an apple as deep as a pail it never cries out until its caught by the tail? A Bell!
    Why did the penny scream?
    Because the threepenny bit!
    Why is soldier like a fashionable lady?
    One faces the powder and the other powders the face!
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Informant
    Mr J. Mulvihill
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    65
    Address
    Derrygoolin South, Co. Galway