School: Ballycorus (roll number 8294)

Location:
Ballycorus, Co. Dublin
Teacher:
E. Nic Shionóid
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  1. The late Father O Dwyer Parish Priest of Enniskerry gave a car-man, who had driven him home on a wet-day a glass of whiskey. He asked for another. Father O Dwyer who knew the man was too fond of spirits refused. Holding the decanter in his hand he said to the man. "Every glass of that you drink is a nail in your coffin," "Well then, said the car-man, as you have the hammer in your hand, why not drive another nail into my coffin when you are at it."
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Filis Ní Neill
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Kiltiernan, Co. Dublin
    Informant
    Mrs Sheradan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Kiltiernan, Co. Dublin
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    There was a man name Paddy and he was working in a farm place mending cars.

    There was a man name Paddy and he was working in a farm place mending cars. He was putting putty on the holes and paint over it. A doctor happened to pass by as he was doing it, "Well Pat", he said, paint and putty hides a lot of your faults" "yes doctor" said Paddy, "and a spade and a shovel hides alot of yours."
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