School: Beith Mhór (Beaghmore) (roll number 1209)

Location:
Beagh More, Co. Leitrim
Teacher:
Pilib Mac Aonghusa
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    Q- If two black men and a white man were travelling in a car. If the two black men eat the white man, what is the number of the car?
    A-281
    Q- Why is a pig in a parlour like a house on fire?
    A- The sooner it's put out the better.
    Q- How many wells would make a river?
    A- One, if it were big enough.
    Q- What is always in bed, but never asleep.
    A- A river.
    Q- As round as an apple, as flat as a pan on one side a woman, and on the other a man?
    A- A penny
    Q- Why is a room full of married people like an empty room?
    A- Because there is not a single person up in it.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.